Please! I Just Want a Not-Sexy Witch Costume

Finally stumbled upon . . . “We think it’s cool that there’s one day a year when people can dress up as anything they want. What we don’t think is cool is that increasingly women are only supposed to dress up as one thing: “Sexy _____” (fill in the blank). Sexy Nurse, Sexy Cowgirl, Sexy whatever.” . . . so I excitedly peruse the site – only to find – How to dress up as Emma Goldman, Lise Meitner, or Susan B. Anthony! Please, I just want a not-sexy witch!